He Wrote the Songs
Posted By Christina M on March 6, 2009
I’ve been around forever,
Since I wrote my very first song.
I put the products and the melodies together;
I wrote jingles,
And I wrote the songs.
I wrote the song that all the Peppers sang.
I wrote the song that made it through the rain.
I wrote the song where we broke down and cried.
Like a good neighbor, I wrote songs.
My home lies deep in Brooklyn,
And I’ve sung about your toilet bowl.
I’m stuck on Band-Aids; they heal me.
I sold Stridex, when I wasn’t very old.
I wrote the song that all the Peppers sang.
I wrote the song that made it through the rain.
I wrote the song where we broke down and cried.
Like a good neighbor, I wrote songs.
I am your hope, I am your chance. You’re lookin’ hot — do you wanna dance?
And I call it rock and roll, so you can, too.
You deserve a break, so get up and get away.
Run to me, I’m your man.
Get the feeling again.
Have some deep fried KFC.
I wrote the song that all the Peppers sang.
I wrote the song that made it through the rain.
I wrote the song where we broke down and cried.
Like a good neighbor, I wrote songs.
I wrote the song that all the Peppers sang.
I wrote the song that made it through the rain.
I wrote the song where we broke down and cried.
Like a good neighbor, I wrote songs.
I wrote jingles, and I wrote the songs.
Did YOU write that? Its’ really good.
And did Neil Diamond die, or something? It almost seems a tribute to him or someone like him.
Thanks. š
It was just kind of half parody, half tribute to Barry Manilow, because I like his songs, and I got a line stuck in my head so I figured I’d go with it.
Grrr I shouldn’t have followed the link. Now the song is stuck in my head!!!
Barry Manilow! Of course.
I’ve been working on a new song…
“I write the songs that make the young girls puke….” What do you think? Good so far??
Hahahaha… I still think his best work ever was the Band Aid song!